Friday, August 24, 2012

Editorial: The Newspaper of Record, In Short Supply for Sunland Tujunga

Originally published 8/24/2012; this post refutes journalistic claims made by David "Doc" DeMulle, a formerly unknown photo-journalist who joined Sunland-Tujunga's "No 2 Home Depot" campaign (he later told a source he was the burglar who broke into the Home Depot attorney's offices to steal critical documents) and initiated his non-profit 'newspaper' which was thrown into local front yards as a campaign outreach. After the campaign, Doc published The Foothills Paper as self expression, using it to retaliate against Sunland-Tujungans he is at odds with. His increasingly libelous articles escape prosecution because he targets those unable to afford the expense of lawsuits.

The Foothills Paper no longer calls itself "The Newspaper of Record for Sunland Tujunga". The only publication to entirely earn and hold that distinction was Sunland Tujunga's historic Record Ledger which ceased publication some 20 years ago. I was a reporter and proofreader for that newspaper in the 70s.

"The Newspaper of Record" is a privileged term in journalism; highly desired and seldom earned. It comes from "The Newspaper of Public Record" which refers literally to publications approved by government sources to print legal notices. Legal notices are the bread and butter of the advertising department; they are a steady source of income. "Legals" must run a certain number of issues to satisfy court orders. They are paid copy and very valuable to a publication, which must have a high circulation and matching reputation to qualify to run them. The Foothills Paper doesn't run legals. The Record Ledger ran pages of them; I thought I'd go blind proofing that fine print.

"The Newspaper of Record" (not 'Public Record') is a term equally clear in its demands upon a publication to qualify for such distinction. According to Wikipedia, in order to call itself such, the publication must "typically consist of those newspapers that are considered to meet higher standards of journalism than most print media (including editorial independence and attention to accuracy) and are usually renowned." That does not describe The Foothills Paper.
The Foothills Paper once called itself the newspaper of record for the Sunland Tujunga community. It was not qualified to do so. Not one of the above qualifications can be said of The Foothills Paper. It does not have a high circulation or a high reputation. It does not meet higher standards, nor attention to accuracy and is not renowned. Infamous, yes... renowned, no.

On the other hand, "Yellow Journalism" according to Wikipedia "presents little or no legitimate well-researched news and instead uses eye-catching headlines...Techniques may include exaggeration of news events, scandal-mongering, or sensationalism. By extension, the term yellow journalism is used today as a pejorative to decry any journalism that treats news in an unprofessional or unethical fashion."

Now what disturbs me in this whole thought provoking discussion is the blatant use and abuse by The Foothills Paper to capitalize on current community controversy by promising angry Sunland brick and mortar restaurants their "side" will be addressed in The Foothills Paper re: the Food Truck Standoff if they agree to be a distribution point for The Foothills Paper. Many of these locations never distributed (or read) this paper before. Most of them do not advertise in The Foothills Paper as required by the paper to be distributors.

This is a frank effort by The Foothills Paper to advance the controversy rather than report it. It is a disservice to both sides of the issue and an unethical attempt to 'make the news' then report it. Doc DeMulle, the publisher of The Foothills Paper had to be ordered by Councilman Alarcon to leave the meeting last week between supporters of the Food Truck Night and brick and mortar stores. An independent source says Doc resisted the order but the audience agreed he should leave. No press was allowed to attend the meeting. Neither side apparently believes in the press anymore... there is no Newspaper of Record for our community of Sunland Tujunga. Where is Philip Horwith, Lucy Colville, and Jennifer Olson when you need them?


Wednesday, August 22, 2012

The Catch

*An introductory note of myself. I have known Brock for many a year now and I was invited to write on Brock Baj'er. I will be posting travelogues periodically under the title of "Just Ramblin'', tales of experience and impressions I have encountered. The first one published here in its entirety is a true tale from the Russian River near Guerneville, California in the year 1960. Hope you enjoy. Yours, Longlifeskinnyman*

"The Catch..."

We used to pile in the car, traveling up from the house to encroaching and overwhelming areas of trees. Forests of old. The river could be heard as dusk drew around us. It seemed to get louder as the night grew darker. Perhaps it was the sense of such newness to my experience, getting to know the world around me through my senses. Especially of sights, sounds and smell.

It was an adventure of the senses to a small boy. Slowly winding our way up into tall, tall Redwoods and Pines. From lower lying gentle hills into sharp, jagged terrain. The air was fresh. Sparkling clean. Not like the heavy, dusty air we had left back in town with summer heat closing in on our bodies. It was clear air.

We would head off the highway onto a dirt road. The kind of road that was fairly well traveled, but dirt none the less. The dust of the road would vaguely rise and swirl behind us in the deepening shadows of the trees. Our destination reached, we'd pull up onto a small alcove next to the road. I would get out with great expectations of the unknown. Pleasant unknowns awaiting me.

The nets, coolers and other paraphernalia would be leisurely pulled from the rear of the family station-wagon. The last rays of the sun were just glimmering on the loud, raging torrent of the river. It may be that the river actually did increase in decibles with the rise of darkness, or it may have been a fancy of my mind but indeed, it was screaming.

The slush and swoosh among the rocks was immense. We would find an inviting inlet where the river would swirl into a calm. This is where we were to lay our traps for the unsuspecting delicacies we were to catch.

The nets were laid on the ground to be straightened out and baited. Little squares of rope tied together by many strands of twine.Then there came the bait! The liver that was used, with its bitter rotten-ness and spongy, black-red texture, was tied with daring and agility to the nets. The smell was furious to my nose, but, what it attracted and what that was, is why we rejoiced in the catch! The cooking of these little creatures was a celebration. A celebration in delightful culinary exquisiteness that has not been surpassed in my life.

The bait set, we would gently lower the net into the calm pocket of river that we had set camp by. Then, we waited. The darkness had by now, completely closed in about us. It felt close, though above us at a small distance were wooden pillars of gigantic length, staggering into the night sky. Perched a-top those pillars was, of all things, a roller skating rink! Up above us, we could hear the faint laughter of the folks on small rubber wheels attached to leather shoes. This brought them much enjoyment. Almost as much enjoyment as we shared below when we hauled up our catch!

High, high above, in the floorboards amid the giant bolts and nuts which held the skating rink precariously above the river, bats were nested! From time to time, we could hear the gentle flap of one or two of them flying in the dusky nightfall. The chirping and squealing of the night creatures was unsettling. Chills went up my spine, but not of cold. You know the old stories, of bats getting caught in your hair and then having to cut it all off, if your blood wasn't sucked out of your body by these ravenous creatures... These thoughts ran through my young, impressionable mind. And young I was to believe these things.


Again, I chilled at the thought of the winged ones above us. As we waited, the laughter and music rolled and peaked like waves on the ocean mingling with the flushing roar of the river immediately in front. Swirling, gulping, and flowing at a tremendous pace while our small pocket of a nook stayed calm, getting us ready for our golden-red treasures.

Forty-five minutes. An hour. Nigh on ninety minutes passed. It was never cold, to my recollection. Rather, a welcome warmth stood in the air.

After two or more hours, we were ready to pull up the catch. Tugging at the net lines, feeling that it had considerable more weight than when we submerged it, told us this. As slowly as the net was lowered, much more carefully did we pull up the four quarters of the net. Equally it had to be pulled, so as not to let any of the treasures slip from our reach. Ever so slowly were the corners hoisted. Inch by inch. The river would spurt and splatter against the side wall of rock that lined and tumbled so gently against the river's rage. At one point, one corner may have slipped through someone's agile, knowing fingers, but this was a rare occasion. Almost always was the net pulled up completely intact.


The dark of the night seemed to deepen into a blue-black hue that had a light all in its own. And the stars! A magnificent sparkling blanket of lights, winking in celebration with us in our endeavours of the night's work. The talk and laughter among us seemed to get more animated as expectations grew with each pull of the net from it's watery dark.

Aahhh, but the delights, the treats of fresh water! This is where the expectations lay. In those red morsels of tenderness that could be vaguely seen as the net drew nearer the surface.

The lights of the other campers I could now see, or, rather, was more aware of them, as I saw their fires reflecting off of the river's rush to the ocean. Menacing in it's sound, with flickers of orange engulfed within, but gentle in what it was willing to give of itself to us.

As the net's top lines broke to the surface of cool wet, a muffled clicking sound could be faintly made out above the din and slosh of the river's torrent, upon walls of ancient smoothness of stone. A clicking which rose in magnitude as the net was finally pulled up above the surface and was gently drawn to shore.

"Tchica-chica-tchica-tchicathica-tchca-tchic" they seemed to say to me. These creatures clawing and reaching out to protect themselves from an unknown fate. With the net resting on the ground, the firey creatures were now well aware, at the least, that they were out of the water. Their pinching and snapping at the air was proof enough of this! Clicking, as they were, to my ear "tchicatchicatchica" they kept saying to me.

A chill breath of air from the river now seemed to mingle with the warmer air that hung close to the shore. The din of the river had grown to a quiet roar, reverberating in the backround, so to speak, as it seems I had gotten used to the loudness if its flow.


We bent over the net, laying there, open wide with these clacking-clicking, greenish-red wonders. Ours for the taking, if we dared attempt it! Very careful of hand did my father pick them up, along their fat bodies, just behind their flailing protrusions. I attempted a small one, but the movement of the smaller wiley creature, reaching back to nip at my tiny fingers, was just too much for me to take. I dropped back onto the clicking pile, frightened for my wits! I had not yet realized that they, being smaller than me, could not inflict serious of damage.Yet even today, I would not like to find that out!

We gradually picked them up, one by one-oohhing and aahhing at the many sizes. Laughing at the ones bending their awesome claws in helpless defense. One large grand-daddy was most impressive in his reach, for even my father was un-nerved at negotiating the handling of the grand one.

But, deftly did he catch him up and with sure quickness, deposited him into one of three gunnysacks used for portage of our fresh-water finds. Along with us, the jovial neighbors enjoyed with us our catch and beamed with exilaration at the largest of the lot.

The gunnysacks in which these crafty beasties were placed were large! Large enough to go over my head and cover me, head to foot. The "tchica-tchica" that had been speaking to me throughout the evening since we had lifted the nets were now muffled by the thickness of the sacks. Faintly the sound came from the bags like so many castanettes, clacking at a distance. The odor of the sacks, like hay bales in a barn after a year of curing, mingled with the freshwater scent, was of... home. Comfort. Fire in the hearth, cold, wet, storm-blowing-outside, snug-in-the-house... home.

I started to feel somewhat saddened that, long lived some of the larger ones had been, their lives were now close to an end. My sadness was but fleeting, as I came back to the immediate world about me, in the darkness, silent rumblings of the river, glittering with the shining of stars and moon above, reflecting off tiny white caps in the rushes of water flowing by.

With the picking of the tastiest creatures done, we would start to pack up. It was usually near two or three in the morning. The river's rush still calming our souls. Carefree. Most of the bits of rancid liver had been consumed by our watery friends.Slowly, carefully the nets were folded then set to one side. The fires of the campers across the way were dimming to embers, glowing red underneath black ash. With the fires smoldering, billowing grey smoke that blended swirling into the blue-blanketed night, shifted by the silent breeze coming through the wood. The trees started to sing, with the wind flowing their branches. Slight whisperings and boughs bending, creaking older branches.

Buried in the gunnysacks, quiet movements and shifts of our catch, along with the nets, were then placed into the back of the station-wagon. I always got to sit in the back with them, along with one or two of my sisters. We were joyous, to say the least. A successful evening. Full of wonder and delight, as well as adventure. We started to rattle and clunk back down the road we came, whisping swirls of dust behind.

While in the very rear of our huge vehicle, I usually tired quickly. Especially on excursions as these, what with the dazzling starlight and mists off the roaming river. I easily fell sound asleep, the gentle movement and bump of the road, absorbed by our land yacht, rocking me to my slumber.

I'd wake up in time for our arrival into our driveway. Even more excited now, all of us, finally, were to partake of our catch in the manner we had all been looking forward to since our trip began! We were to feast as the grandest kings of old.

The clatter of different size pots would echo in the kitchen.Water flowed from the tap, filling them to the brim. The stove on, once the water started to simmer and steep, pinches of salt and tufts of dill would be added. This was done to bring out the succulence of our feast. At the proper moment, we would put the objects of our nightly excursion into the bubbling waters of the pots that half covered the stove top. Gingerly, so as not to burn our fingers, we all took turns in placing the goodness into the pots. Their clacking and clicking had subsided, for being out of the water so long was slowly drawing the life from them.

They lived for the water.The freshness kept them alive. Flowing over their bodies, reproducing, continuing their lives calling. For thousands of generations, no doubt. But, all this did not matter to a boy such as I, all of nine or ten years of age, and just watering at the mouth for these tasty treats, simmering in a most delicious brine.

The actual boiling of our catch, in all reality, did not take that long.Twenty minutes, at most. But my young mind's impression of twenty minutes was more like forty.

The minutes ticked away, ever soo slowly. The loud ring of the timer was the signal. The feast was on! Peeking into the pots, now simmering down from the flames being lowered, the lusty little critters wre just floating. Entangled in a flotsam of limp dill-weed. The feast to be had before us had turned to a bright red-orange. Quite different from their living, dull red-green hue when they were fresh pulled out of the water. They had turned a brightness of colour that was almost as glowing as the sun itself.

With corn cob prongs, my mother would commence pulling out the catch which was steaming and rolling in its own water and juices, just waiting to be devoured. In our own impatience for "good eats" not withstanding the scorch of hot water, we children would risk, with extreme quickness of hand, to dip into the water, our fingers and thumb like the prong: pulling out our own picks for consumption.

All would be piled on a plate, after one or two of our attempts at picking, yow-ching and dropping the steamy wonders back into the bubbling waters. Nut crackers were at hand to crack the morsels, just slightly so we could sip the juices and tender meat out of the main bodies of the long awaited prizes.The pincers would be cracked as well and the tenderest of meat were hidden in them to partake. Then, we would use the pincers as forks to dig out the rest of the delights in their bodies.


The laughter. The fun. The smell of the salty brine water, as if the ocean had come into our home to waft of it's pleasure. The family of it all. The love in it all. It was one of the most memorable, and tastiest, nights in my life.


http://www.sweden.se/eng/home/lifestyle/traditions/celebrating-the-swedish-way/the-crayfish-party/


Saturday, August 11, 2012

BOYCOTT The Foothills Paper

Doc DeMulle persuades an unwitting GoodWill employee to
display the latest Foothills Paper with a headline falsely
accusing a community member of murder!
BOYCOTT The Foothills Paper!

This is a call to arms for all the citizens, stakeholders, and visitors of Sunland Tujunga to blot out the existence once and for all of the Foothills Paper, the warped and illegitimately labeled “newspaper of record” for Sunland Tujunga. This publication by Doc DeMulle is a travesty of the term, ‘journalism’.

Never in the history of journalism has a publication been more deserving of such an action. Public outcry is not enough as David “Doc” DeMulle, the publisher/writer/owner of The Foothills Paper is perversely motivated by shock, hurt, despair, and deliberate personal injury his articles, editorials, cartoons, and posts cause citizens of Sunland Tujunga. The man is certainly capable of genuine journalism but uses his newspaper as a weapon. Not capable however of rapier wit, Doc bludgeons citizens with slanderous and libelous words of print. Doc DeMulle “lies, cheats, and steals”, to craft articles without a shred of truth in them. Lies are the mainstay of his ‘informational’ style. No Associated Press credentials can be extended to the author of deliberate ‘yellow journalism’.

If readers are all this man writes for, he has them. So stop reading his words! Let them dry up and blow away like desiccated weeds. Think of his words as the virus you never want yourself or anyone you care for to be contaminated by. 

Stop reading Doc DeMulle’s wretched Foothills Paper! Stop allowing this abomination to be representative of our community! Stop allowing legitimate counter space for this miscarriage of the written word! Stop advertising in this embarrassing publication! Stop reading his on-line version and his Facebook version of the Foothills Paper. Stop allowing it to be distributed in legitimate locations such as the Sunland Tujunga Neighborhood Council meetings, the Sunland Tujunga library and the Los Angeles City Council office!

Doc DeMulle does not care who he hurts, how he destroys lives and relationships; Doc thrives on discord and takes personal pride in his deliberate destruction of Sunland Tujunga with his utterly false words, outright lies, and carefully crafted layers of deceitful articles that NEVER add anything of value to the community but are aimed at the heart of our community with every intention to kill it. Doc is murderous in his desire to hurt Sunland Tujunga.

Doc writes false headlines accusing innocent citizens of murder. Doc falsely accuses neighborhood council members of lying, cheating and stealing. Doc fabricates stories and prints them without a shred of proof. Doc DeMulle makes parody of religion, light of death, and feels utterly no shame at personal injury aimed like bullets of print at anyone who confronts him.

Doc DeMulle is a common journalistic criminal. His crime is in print and bears witness against him. Find him guilty and sentence him to silence. Silence his words by not reading them: he will have only himself to listen too and that will be justice.



An example of Doc's manipulation of the printed word to insert lies in the text of another... http://brockbajer.blogspot.com/2011/08/guilt-by-association.html

Friday, August 10, 2012

One Year Later... Brock Baj'er's First Post Is History (In The Making)

David "Doc" DeMulle starts more fires than he puts out.
Enough is enough.

Brock Baj'er has been sleeping and was rudely awakened by Doc DeMulle of The Foothills Paper infamy, digging up dirt and going out of his way to step on her while she remained on the sidelines. The Badger is mad. The Badger is launching a campaign to boycott The Foothills Paper: the only "paper of record" to spew dirt on the community it professes to serve.

Contact Brock if you want to join this campaign...

In the meantime, here is the original article that launched the blog Brock Baj'er: read it and weep but never sleep. The enemy is at the door: http://brockbajer.blogspot.com/2011/07/where-is-foothills-paper-foothills.html